Mia and Jihl took quite a liking to the man who called himself Ray O’Sunshine Where the Sun Don’t Shine. Well that sure was a long name, but I just learned not to question the decisions that strippers made when it came to choosing their stage names. There was just no use in discussing that while they did all they could to have obnoxiously drunk women giggle like freshmen girls at their first homecoming dance. Madness, I tell you. But I couldn’t laugh at my intoxicated friends when I too decided to indulge in another drink…or two.
It was my bachelorette party, right? I could have a little fun!